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- There is nothing quite as humbling as running a 5K, and getting your ass kicked by the elderly.

- The Marriott that I recently went to had the fastest elevator I've ever seen. You get in at the lobby, and by the time you can blink in slow motion, a deep voice above your head is saying 'Third floor'. Freaky.


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Jalaa do ise, phoonk dalo yeh duniya
mere saamne se hataa do yeh duniya
tumhari hai tumhi sambhalo yeh duniya

Nobody does moral indignation quite like Sahir Ludhianvi.

Sainya sainya Sehari
Lagen hai mohe sexy
Chain mere dil ka chura gaya

Nobody does unpretentiousness quite like Vishal Dadlani.

- Pop quiz :

When Gabbar said 'Ab tera kya hoga Kaaliya', the probability of Kaliya surviving was (Assume that Gabbar wouldn't cheated later) :

a) 0%

b) 25%

c) 50%

d) 100%