Pirates of the new world

It's so darned easy to become a pirate these days, isn't it?

Download a couple of songs illegally, and you get to add the Jolly Roger to your online avatar. Download a couple of movies, and the MPAA chases you across the high seas.

When they make a Pirate movie a hundred years from now, I can imagine its final scene :

/* MPAA honcho and his minions walk away after declining to file charges against the hero, who is a plump teenager with horn-rimmed spectacles. */

Keira Knightley's father : So, this is the path you've chosen? After all, he is a C# programmer.

Keira Knightley : No......... He's a pirate.

/* Kiss */

Web 2.0

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Welcome to the new world. Scary, isn't it?

Photo

Java Dave's Push Play Cafe, with help from AutoStich.

Question

Isn't cleaning one's bathroom a rather counter-intuitive exercise? You have to touch things that you're too disgusted to look at.


P.S. : Thank god for disposable gloves.

Freak show - Part 2

When life gives you Gators, make Gatorade.

Freak show

Yeah! Yeah!! Who da man? huh? Who da man??

-Me : After I snuck through two lights the precise instant before they turned red.

Oh.

- Me : After the third light finally gets me and I watch the traffic catch up with me.