Sunday, August 02, 2009


- Isn't it a little funny that an administration that is often accused of embracing socialism has more czars than Russia did in its entire history?

- Leapt knee-first into a big rock recently. Not on purpose. 'Twas an accident.

- Rakhi Sawant will:

a) get married to the Canadian dude and never be heard from again.

b) break off the engagement in a month and simultaneously announce season 2 of 'Swayamwar'.

c) announce that she got pregnant during the making of 'Swayamvar' and eliminate all the suspects one at a time in a 12 week long reality show.

Monday, March 02, 2009


Thursday, February 12, 2009

Premature diagnosis

"Got to be love, cos it's really got me going."

No shit, Sherlock. Ever considered the possibility that someone's slipping Red Bull into your diet soda?

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Word association

* Survey conducted among 112 male and female respondents over 18 years of age in the continental United States.

** Author of this survey is a recent graduate from the James C. Frey School of Factual Accuracy, Utopia AK

Monday, January 19, 2009


God bless us all, god bless Youtube.

Hat-tip : Gonz

Saturday, January 17, 2009


Who the eff writes an open letter to his children?

No-drama Obama, my ass.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008


Have you ever gone to a health check-up and had the doctor say "Your test results were.... ummm... interesting."?

Just wondering.

Friday, May 23, 2008

India Trip

Scariest Moment

The Delhi daredevil's driving.

WTF moment

Coke ad

Heartwarming moment

Mumbai Dyeing

Back-to-the-good-old-days moment


Pro-Walmart rally

Say what you want about Walmart, but they pick up their phone at 5 am on a Friday morning [1]. And they sell gym shorts for $3.50.

Long live Arkansas. Down with < Insert your state here > .

[1] And no, it wasn't a call center in Noida.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Cluttered desk, cluttered mind

Sunday, April 06, 2008


- There is nothing quite as humbling as running a 5K, and getting your ass kicked by the elderly.

- The Marriott that I recently went to had the fastest elevator I've ever seen. You get in at the lobby, and by the time you can blink in slow motion, a deep voice above your head is saying 'Third floor'. Freaky.

Jalaa do ise, phoonk dalo yeh duniya
mere saamne se hataa do yeh duniya
tumhari hai tumhi sambhalo yeh duniya

Nobody does moral indignation quite like Sahir Ludhianvi.

Sainya sainya Sehari
Lagen hai mohe sexy
Chain mere dil ka chura gaya

Nobody does unpretentiousness quite like Vishal Dadlani.

- Pop quiz :

When Gabbar said 'Ab tera kya hoga Kaaliya', the probability of Kaliya surviving was (Assume that Gabbar wouldn't cheated later) :

a) 0%

b) 25%

c) 50%

d) 100%

Monday, March 10, 2008

Big give

At the end of each hour, the contestants must face a panel of three expert judges who will judge them on their leadership, accomplishments, creativity and presentation.

Competitive charity. Screw that.

Monday, February 04, 2008


Drivel. One is inundated by it.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Mr India

I like Mr India because it is a simple movie about the simple joys of life. It is about good natured bickering, about dancing in the rain, and yes, about the little things in life that make Mogambo happy.

In a world where the demons that haunt us aren't conveniently named Daaga and Teja, where separating right and wrong isn't as simple as sorting out white stones from rice, it's nice to imagine that a cloak of invisibility is all that it takes to make everything alright.

Monday, January 28, 2008


Aap aaye, to kitna mazaa aa gaya
Milan woh nashaa hai jo judaai ka gham bhula gaya

- Residual effect of watching Umrao Jaan last night